What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 12:08
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Loons and Moons
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?
Then came..
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why is there so much free porn on the internet?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good